funny mormons

November 1, 2007  |  blahg, Classics, crushes  |  , , , , ,

Sweet Baby Jesus She is Funny:
Read her commentary/response after reading this little nugget of religious right-on-ness
from byu.edu:
“Though nowadays, we not only have to accept people’s choice to be gay, we have to celebrate and encourage them. Before we know it, it will be pedophiles and heroin addicts as the lovable heroes of sitcoms. The media will whine about their rights, and any attempt to condemn such behavior will be decried as bigotry.”

Dooce’s commentary:

Like, totally. I mean, think about it. Before you know it these same depraved people are going to demand the right to marry animals. If you let the gays have their gay, PEOPLE WILL WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH COWS. THIS IS CLEARLY LOGICAL THINKING.


1 Comment


  1. Mormons are the best ever.

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