Archive for August, 2010
one of my favorite single-lame-life-late evening pasttimes is watching movies on the big tv-with laptop on hand to lookup refrences and actors etc…-
“oh this looks like it was shot in canada..”-and hello.macbook+internets+imdb+wikipedia.. i instantly verify that fact plus learn the set dressers’ wife’s name ..the year the director was born…etc
.. i ganrner all the info as i watch.. makes me feel smarter and more full.
so.tonight while looking up a movie i saw tweeted about…i decide to readmore about it before netflixing it… and i hit up the imdb..this is whereit gets weird..the google ad in the middle of the page was bizarre:
FROM imdb.com:
Hearing Random Voices? www.ChurchOfStMarks.com * Take The Demon Test To Find Out Now If You’re In Need Of An Exorcism!
Beautiful Sunny Meloncholly Music
words to The King of Carrot Flowers:
the King of Carrot Flowers
(Part One)
When you were young
You were the king of carrot flowers
And how you built a tower tumbling through the trees
In holy rattlesnakes that fell all around your feet
And your mom would stick a fork right into daddy’s shoulder
And your dad would throw the garbage all across the floor
As we would lay and learn what each other’s bodies were for
And this is the room
One afternoon I knew I could love you
And from above you how I sank into your soul
Into that secret place where no one dares to go
And your mom would sink until she was no longer speaking
And dad would dream of all the different ways to die
Each one a little more than he could dare to try
Jack( previously mentioned FIVE year old) likes to use my phone sometimes, to play games.. but i guess he also likes to call friends and tell them when he done me wrong.:
found this whilst syncing my iphone:
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jack: Five years old….. trying to call gavin..his bff:
“Hi Gavin i dropped allison’s phone..isnt that funny? well.. sometimes it is.. ” max starts chattering …Jack continues
” I wanted to…”
that’s where it cut off….
..HE WANTED TO WHAT?
damn, i’ll never know