yoyoyo

why you acting so egotestical?

Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.