why you acting so egotestical?
Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
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