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” Where are the frenchfries i did not ask for??
You guys need to anticipate me!”- tracy jordan(tracy morgan) on 30 rock
to a bird:
“Stop eating people’s old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Don’t you know you can fly?”
Giving advice to Kenneth:
“Live every week like it’s Shark Week.”
A little truism taken from Vice Dos & Donts-
Don’t get me wrong, heroin is great and everything, but what the fuck is the matter with these people? Hey Dorothy, just because you build a living room on a park bench and click your heels three times doesn’t mean you’re not in the fucking park anymore. You can’t just crash. Junkies are the biggest fucking losers in the world. At least drunks say funny shit.
from viceland.com
Sweet Baby Jesus She is Funny:
Read her commentary/response after reading this little nugget of religious right-on-ness
from byu.edu:
“Though nowadays, we not only have to accept people’s choice to be gay, we have to celebrate and encourage them. Before we know it, it will be pedophiles and heroin addicts as the lovable heroes of sitcoms. The media will whine about their rights, and any attempt to condemn such behavior will be decried as bigotry.”
Like, totally. I mean, think about it. Before you know it these same depraved people are going to demand the right to marry animals. If you let the gays have their gay, PEOPLE WILL WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH COWS. THIS IS CLEARLY LOGICAL THINKING.
can i git a hell ya:
Apparently here its free to call long distance ..with no catch.If you use this or have any further insight lemme now: i got relatives in HongKong And Canada, that can talk and talk and talk…..
Or "how James frey Stole My Future husband" You see..when that shit book originally came out- and everyone was raving about (and buying) James Freys :
“ .. shattering, beautiful memoir, A Million Little Pieces,"Basically , i saw it as being personally dream- jacked Read More
yesterday, unbeknownst to me..was aholiday?so due to that fact…and cause i was getting over being sick-i kinda had a free day. it felt like a professional day from school…All kickass open obligation free-timmmmeee..yes.
I decided id try out some stuff i had left sitting in wait for a long while…so being the new year and this being Allison vs.2.0(due to my attempt to heed advice from here…i methodically made a little list of things i wanted to try/do ……..
Things did not go quite as planned.
I started with photobooth, because m and i have been trying to play around with our new cameras and printers..talking about getting pictures of eachother .and i hadnt fufilled my end as of yet… So i thought id ‘quickly’ check it out ~ i hooked my canon dvcamera
up to my g5 , and began …..but, somehow, i never got any further…
Basically..i managed to delve deep…. ~into my own narcissism.
I mean…are you kidding with this shit??…i spent HOURS getting just the right shot. Examining every crease and freckle..
creating makeshift tripods
( all being of the completely unstable variety, due to frantic style fanatiscm over getting the right shot….’we’re losing our light hurry’ ….who the hell thinks in phrases like that?? )
.. studying..practicing and posing for a variety of ~’oh! u caught me by surprise(???)’ ~shots…damn.
seriously disturbing behaviour.
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im fairly bored these days…and as i am truely boycrazy and there doesnt seems to be any boys to be crazy about around me…i adapted the ‘boyfriend application” from somewhere – so as to be more me/la/friendly…
if u feel excited by the thought of me and carrot cake and gingerale…. …GO HERE and send to me. asap.
be anonymous if you want. i dont care .
online portfolio/reel for ArtDirector/producer, Mark Snelgrove.
i :
100 coded the back end:
converted media
set up streaming server
created flash for site.
design coded tested executed maintained
This is a test post from 
, a fancy photo sharing thing.