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How Would You Spend One More Day with Your Dad?

In an old corevette- (rented for Dad Awe factor only) i’d pick him up ( at the heavens gate depot?–somehow i imagine him waiting with albert brooks and meryl streep from that movie…sort of at a’cloud’ stop) and head out of LA to Palm Springs- giving us an easy long drive to catch up- I…
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how to entertain me

this morning i received these 2 amazingly constructed comments on on a post: Number one: check out, its a site all about the very best Music Rockstar on the web! Check out on the link right here and let me know what you suppose! – All the perfect All the perfect? that line may become…
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jack makes a call to gavin
Jack( previously mentioned FIVE year old) likes to use my phone sometimes, to play games.. but i guess he also likes to call friends and tell them when he done me wrong.: found this whilst syncing my iphone: [audio:http://taintme.com/blog/wp-content/uploads//jackieHILARIOUS.mp3|titles=jackieHILARIOUS] jack: Five years old….. trying to call gavin..his bff: “Hi Gavin i dropped allison’s phone..isnt that…
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wow. wordpress is an open market for thieves.
150 bucks to ftp files for you? dude ill undercut them..i ll do it for a triple latte or frozen yogurt. UPDATE*** upon further reading i see these genius’s are offering a far far better deal than i once thought … its a monthly SPECIAL!! 2 payments of 225 dollars and you get not only…
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The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: Apple faithful, you need to re-hypnotize yourselves:The Secret Diary of Steve JobsDude, I invented the friggin iPod…. Bill Gates just called and offered to send over a team to help us port Vista features into Leopard.Faithful, do not lose heart.
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The way Of The Dirty Dancer
Sch-wazee,The simple zen dude-tude of the eighties
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polit-it-caly
gwb summised by daily show
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worst case scenario

please press play for posts theme song- it enhances the reading of my writing; _ PICTURE THIS, if you will: YOU( or me in this scenario) have terrible mood-swing style PMS- and Agree to drive 4 LA based control freak friends (on American thanksgiving weekend), < from LA to san diego , to an arena…