Jack( previously mentioned FIVE year old) likes to use my phone sometimes, to play games.. but i guess he also likes to call friends and tell them when he done me wrong.:
found this whilst syncing my iphone:

jack: Five years old….. trying to call gavin..his bff:

“Hi Gavin i dropped allison’s phone..isnt that funny? well.. sometimes it is.. ” max starts chattering …Jack continues
” I wanted to…”

that’s where it cut off….
..HE WANTED TO WHAT?
damn, i’ll never know