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Awesome kharma

Found this very awesomly funny  example of human being-ness at http://porkrind.org/missives/kharma/ “Kharma” Posted on September 20, 2008 by david My sister accidentally left her phone in a McDonald’s in LA the other weekend. When she went back, someone had taken it and not given it to the lost and found. When she called her number […]

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jack makes a call to gavin

Jack( previously mentioned FIVE year old) likes to use my phone sometimes, to play games.. but i guess he also likes to call friends and tell them when he done me wrong.: found this whilst syncing my iphone: [audio:http://taintme.com/blog/wp-content/uploads//jackieHILARIOUS.mp3|titles=jackieHILARIOUS] jack: Five years old….. trying to call gavin..his bff: “Hi Gavin i dropped allison’s phone..isnt that […]

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Adobe is creeping me out a little.

Apple AND Adobe: both companies are creeping me out alittle. alot Adobe posted this open Letter to Apple : We publish the specifications for Flash — meaning anyone can make their own Flash player. Yet, Adobe Flash technology remains the market leader because of the constant creativity and technical innovation of our employees. We believe […]

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remember dimitri of the awesomely delusional phone messages ?

do you remember these voicemails?: [pro-player]http://taintme.com/blog/wp-content/uploads//video.flv[/pro-player] there is ..soo much more creepasaurous-ness behind this guy.. see: Jezebel: dimitrithelover.) Dimitri The Lover The Movie [BuzzFeed] Dimitri The Lover [Official Site] ”

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How find me online roundup- july 2008

i like to keep tabs on what searches bring y’all here: see here and here and it seems it just keeps getting raunchier…as you will see below..How to find me online, as of july 2008: stressless fucking taint pics s assfixiation.com 411 for free worst case scenario www.fuck me.com ( what?) taint pictures ( gross) […]

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funny mormons

Sweet Baby Jesus She is Funny: Read her commentary/response after reading this little nugget of religious right-on-ness from byu.edu: “Though nowadays, we not only have to accept people’s choice to be gay, we have to celebrate and encourage them. Before we know it, it will be pedophiles and heroin addicts as the lovable heroes of […]

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zuma-The used

drove out 2 zuma early am.beautiful drive up the back route through the canyon…felt sureal.then beach side down. went to d’s soccer game -guess who was there?jknice surprise!!its so funny how you forget how much u misss people till re-united.what does that mean?anyway..then dealt with volvo stuff…OH YEAH i bought(almost….part down) a new xcv70yippee…navy out/’taupe’ […]

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living an odd life

hmm. i am living an odd life right now.good confusing funny odd scary(A little)spent the entire week or so w/ sp mw cant articulate what that means right now..all very easy, though.saw coleycole this eve, totally lost it laughing at the meeting this eve.havent laughed like that in soo long.felt good. went to dinner then […]

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viper-room and rs/gap thingy

went to see a band at the viper room on tuesday..w/ ie and candace and billy and draven and a few others i just met.hung out with j at ie’s for a minute-very nervous and uncomfortable(felt ‘set-up’)had fun at rollingstone/gap thing on thursday eve.brian was there- always have fun with him.met the sexiest man -well..didn’t […]

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dk came over

dk came over and hung out this eve. nice to see him. walked the dog-went up the street and met p with ss mj jo and mi-went to jones’s for dinner and then i went to ns’s to help plan his trip.he’s so funny. very much a perfectionist, i think. feel alright, albeit a bit […]

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china town

went to china town -ate with wayne and mj and mike d.he’s funny. same birthday as me. went to les duex. so crowded. saw cuteboy.he’s kinda lame. everyone is right now. i don’t know what is going on with me. i am in such an odd place. i was so annoyed by people in general […]

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