Posts Tagged ‘funny’
Found this very awesomly funny example of human being-ness at
http://porkrind.org/missives/kharma/
“Kharma”
Posted on September 20, 2008 by david
My sister accidentally left her phone in a McDonald’s in LA the other weekend. When she went back, someone had taken it and not given it to the lost and found. When she called her number they would answer and then immediately hang up. So she called Verizon and reported it as stolen. Soon after a woman name Sheila called my mom and said she found my sister’s phone out side a Food For Less store in Santa Clarita. My mom asked if she would mind mailing the phone back down to us so that she could avoid making a 140 mile round trip to pick it up. Sheila balked (it was way too much trouble for her) and so my mom offered to mail a self addressed, stamped shipping envelope to her. She grudgingly decided that would be OK.
Today they got the phone in the mail (yay!) along with a folded up note. Here’s what it said:
Jack( previously mentioned FIVE year old) likes to use my phone sometimes, to play games.. but i guess he also likes to call friends and tell them when he done me wrong.:
found this whilst syncing my iphone:
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jack: Five years old….. trying to call gavin..his bff:
“Hi Gavin i dropped allison’s phone..isnt that funny? well.. sometimes it is.. ” max starts chattering …Jack continues
” I wanted to…”
that’s where it cut off….
..HE WANTED TO WHAT?
damn, i’ll never know
i like to keep tabs on what searches bring y’all here:
see here
and here
and it seems it just keeps getting raunchier…as you will see below..How to find me online,
as of july 2008:
stressless fucking
taint pics s
assfixiation.com
411 for free
worst case scenario
www.fuck me.com ( what?)
taint pictures ( gross)
www.dad n me.com -(** you know this one aint a search for sweet pics of father and daughter…sick fuks)
assfixiation,(my fault for suggestive titling)
maynard james keenan ( carry on you guys…. he has his own sites.. like lots of them)
cute boys pictures ( i wish)
worst case scneario pictures
leatter to myself
fuck mecom (nice)
fantastic fucking ( uhm..ok..?huh)
staffishireterrier ( as per every round up of my siote searches…bewilderingly ,its always there??)
sadsap
tired but cant sleep
gawd images.
boysfriends search ( pathetic:me or searchers..i dunno)
fuck me.com ( and once more.. for clarity.. yes.. this is the biggest search term finding me)
Sweet Baby Jesus She is Funny:
Read her commentary/response after reading this little nugget of religious right-on-ness
from byu.edu:
“Though nowadays, we not only have to accept people’s choice to be gay, we have to celebrate and encourage them. Before we know it, it will be pedophiles and heroin addicts as the lovable heroes of sitcoms. The media will whine about their rights, and any attempt to condemn such behavior will be decried as bigotry.”
Like, totally. I mean, think about it. Before you know it these same depraved people are going to demand the right to marry animals. If you let the gays have their gay, PEOPLE WILL WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH COWS. THIS IS CLEARLY LOGICAL THINKING.
drove out 2 zuma early am.
beautiful drive up the back route through the canyon…
felt sureal.then beach side down. went to d’s soccer game -guess who was there?jk
nice surprise!!
its so funny how you forget how much u misss people till re-united.
what does that mean?
anyway..then dealt with volvo stuff…OH YEAH i bought(almost….part down) a new xcv70
yippee…
navy out/’taupe’ in
leath-ah ..woohoo
then home little down time till headed over to the doggielamma’s :from here, dloh and i drove out to redlands(?) university to see the used…we had a fun drive out.he drove my white rental pacifica…we get along much better when i dont drive.
bought cds listened to the cure (formerly known as:the queer)
amongst others..then drove around campus looking for the shoew.
so college-ish-y weird not familiar.met brandons girlfriend -who GAVE me shwag…very cool.
shirts are fuckin funny..especially to me:
bert is my homeboy in same style etc as tm.
the used rule by the way.
hmm. i am living an odd life right now.
good confusing funny odd scary(A little)
spent the entire week or so w/ sp mw
cant articulate what that means right now..all very easy, though.
saw coleycole this eve, totally lost it laughing at the meeting this eve.
havent laughed like that in soo long.felt good. went to dinner then les duex,
dk came over and hung out this eve. nice to see him. walked the dog-went up the street and met p with ss mj jo and mi-went to jones’s for dinner and then i went to ns’s to help plan his trip.
he’s so funny. very much a perfectionist, i think.
feel alright, albeit a bit sleepy.
i understand so much about my feelings that have come up this past few months-awesome talk with ss. i see that i was doubting my self and my own process-and i have become so mis trusting for whatever reasons. BUT i am not mistrusting- i believe people aand there isn’t anything bad about that.
i say things to others, sometimes that shock me…as in advice that comes from my mouth regarding life or love or whatever and as i hear myself say it- irealize i must listen to myself more often…i am becoming a person that i like …if that makes any sense..i’m so punchy.
i guess i am coming out of this intropespective period and reaping some beneifits from it
i don’t know what any of this means
went to china town -ate with wayne and mj and mike d.
he’s funny. same birthday as me.
went to les duex. so crowded. saw cuteboy.he’s kinda lame. everyone is right now. i don’t know what is going on with me. i am in such an odd place. i was so annoyed by people in general this eve. i got to visit with et, though, that was a nice way to end the evening.
i can hardly stand to see some people. feel like i don’t fit with any group.
not that i nesaccarily want to , it’s just a thought that randomnly has occured to me,over my lifetime .
tonight being one.