How to deal with PHONE spam

ze frank has the most useful advice when it comes to dealing with telemarketers/ collections companies or general phone spam.. (which is alot these days)…Instead of screaming DONT CALL HERE..or putting them to vm…answer try one of these ( listed below are my personal faves..but check them all out over at ze frank: 2. In…
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how to entertain me

this morning i received these 2 amazingly constructed comments on on a post: Number one: check out, its a site all about the very best Music Rockstar on the web! Check out on the link right here and let me know what you suppose! – All the perfect All the perfect? that line may become…
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love letters from spam

i felt momentarily touched …as if i were special, when i received*** the sweet message below from an admirer: Hey am Alice,i came across your profile now when i was brousing the internet, and you really freakm me, My dear, i decided to contact you. i really want to have a good friendship with you….
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How find me online roundup- july 2008

i like to keep tabs on what searches bring y’all here: see here and here and it seems it just keeps getting raunchier…as you will see below..How to find me online, as of july 2008: stressless fucking taint pics s assfixiation.com 411 for free worst case scenario www.fuck me.com ( what?) taint pictures ( gross)…
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spam nuggets

Mingle with right thoughts and you will know what people to mingle with for right relationships.” 1500 Ways to Escape the Human Jungle, # 371

Truth in email

sent to me this morning:( weird..or not? it would seem someone wrote this with insider trading tips( on moi) ….or knowledge of my inner/outer werkings..or maybe they read my blog.) — Dear A , As per the horoscope, you are under the influence of the Sun, Uranus, Venus and Mercury. You have a lonely personality…
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spam nugget#2

Real courage consists of departing from the false while not yet knowing what is true. We learn to love the light by seeing clearly what the darkness does to us.

Actors search for rejection

“Actors search for rejection. If they don’t get it they reject themselves.” this quote was in the text of some spam that tricked me this am… But fuck..i love it.simple all encompassing truth. thanks spam machine